Top Ten 2016 Grey Cup Thoughts & Musings.

Sorry it took an extra day to post. Apparently I haven’t been here in a while and couldn’t remember the password.

Anyway, here we go. Toronto, I’d say thank you for hosting but you probably didn’t even know you were hosting Grey Cup this year. Too bad because you missed a pretty good time and an excellent game.

Without further ado here are the Top Ten 2016 Grey Cup Thoughts & Musings.

10)     Letterman quit doing top ten lists after 30 some years and he made millions.  After only 16 years I seem to be going broke.

09)    Seeing the boys doing shots at the Calgary airport before even leaving made me think of flying to somewhere less alcohol fueled.  Vegas perhaps?

08)    Seeing two grannies on my flight wearing the exact same jerseys I’d be wearing all weekend left me with one thought…..who has the bigger bladder?

07)    Hopefully by next year Kyle and Jason figure out the difference between a soap packet and a condom wrapper.

06)    Well liver, it was fun while you lasted.

05)    Broken cell phones, cryptic texts and nearly a white limousine ride to Branford.   That wasn’t in any brochure.

04)    Hopefully we’ll all still be drunk when Trump takes Office.

03)    Next year the boys from Calgary should leave Kirkland Tequila at home.   That dude is nothing but trouble.

02)    Watching the Lego movie from a hotel bed is kind of a nice way to spend an afternoon with a buddy.

01)    I may need to start a gofundme page to replace my bruised left buttock.