We were in Vancouver for the Grey Cup festivities a mere three years ago. A whole special committee could be commissioned into the reasons for that CFL decision but nonetheless we were back in Vancouver for 2014.
In 2011 I did a Top Ten Grey Cup Conversation Snippets so I’m going to do what any good west coast person does; re-use and recycle.
We got separated a lot this year. Even with cell phones, texts and GPS technologies, herding the kittens this year proved harder than in other years. Please note not all the items below can or should be attributed to anyone in or around our crew. We all behaved and were in bed by midnight every night.
Top Ten 2014 Grey Cup Conversation Snippets
10) “The slogan for this year’s grey cup festival is “Roar on the Shore” you idiot, now go apologize to that provocatively dressed woman on the corner.” (Text me if you need a hint)
9) “I found a tattoo in an awkward place this morning. Good thing it’s only temporary but I’d like to know who put it there.”
8) “Sir you can leave the bar on your own or I can physically remove you.”
“Well, then you might as well take me out and earn your keep.”
7) “If I bring you another round of shots that will make nine and you can divide the bill more easily.”
“Nice up sell, waitress.”
6) “Could someone please get Kyle moving before he goes into his room and starts watching Saved by the Bell reruns.”
5) “Trooper and 54-40 were playing at the convention centre last night. Man, those guys are getting old.”
“Unlike us Einstein?”
4) “Sir, you could step a foot away from the wall when you do your shooters? The dents in the wall, as well as your head, may be hard to repair.”
3) “I fell on my face but it’s okay. I’m pretty sure my phone or the concrete broke my fall.”
2) “Show us your mountains. Worst pickup line ever.”
1) “This is his first Grey Cup weekend and he might have underestimated a few things. This ain’t no Beerfest.”